₿ · REAL WORLD ASSETS ON BITCOIN

Authenticated
forever.

Bitcoin-native Certificates of Authenticity for graded TCG cards. Permanent. Tamper-proof. Verifiable by anyone, anywhere. Starting with Pokémon.

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Bitcoin Layer 1
No custody risk
Instant verification
Mega Charizard X ex PSA 10 — SatSlabs authenticated
SATSLA₿S
VERIFIED ON-CHAIN
PSA Cert
140932184
Block Height
895,124
Inscription ID
f8a2c3b847e1...9d54f8a2
SATSLA₿S · 001
Stolen Flag: CLEAN
Inscribed on Bitcoin
$16.5MPikachu Illustrator Sale /// $2.7BPokémon TCG Market /// $730K+Stolen in 90 Days /// $225KFake PSA Slabs — FBI Sting /// 99.988%Bitcoin Uptime /// $16.5MPikachu Illustrator Sale /// $2.7BPokémon TCG Market /// $730K+Stolen in 90 Days /// $225KFake PSA Slabs — FBI Sting /// 99.988%Bitcoin Uptime
How It Works

Three steps. One permanent record.

Every card authenticated through SatSlabs gets a Certificate of Authenticity inscribed directly onto Bitcoin — not on a company server, not in a private database. Bitcoin.

01

Submit & Authenticate

Deposit your graded card. We verify the slab, capture a cryptographic image hash, and prepare the full authentication record.

02

Inscribe on Bitcoin

The record is inscribed permanently onto Bitcoin Layer 1. Grade, cert, image hash, timestamp — all sealed forever into the most secure ledger ever built.

03

Buy · Sell · Trade

List the card on the SatSlabs marketplace. Every scan, every sale, every transfer is verified against Bitcoin. The provenance cannot be faked.

The Crisis

The hobby has a fraud problem.
Nobody has fixed it.

PSA scandals. FBI stings. Store robberies clearing display cases in minutes. The $2.7B Pokémon TCG market runs on authentication infrastructure that can be hacked, spoofed, or shut down.

$730K+
Pokémon cards stolen across North America in under 90 days
Industry Reports · 2025
$225K
In fake PSA slabs uncovered by a single FBI undercover sting
FBI · 2025
$16.5M
Pikachu Illustrator auction — the stakes are real and rising
Goldin Auctions · Feb 2026
0
Stolen card registries built on Bitcoin today. Until now.
SatSlabs Research · 2026
The Platform

Everything you need.
Nothing you have to trust.

SatSlabs isn't just an authentication tool — it's the complete infrastructure layer for buying, selling, and trading graded TCG cards with Bitcoin-verified provenance.

Bitcoin-Inscribed COA

Every card's Certificate of Authenticity is written permanently onto Bitcoin Layer 1. Grade, cert number, image hash, ownership — tamper-proof forever.

Stolen Card Registry

The first theft registry ever built on Bitcoin. Flag a stolen card and the record can never be removed — by anyone, ever. Every marketplace becomes a recovery network.

QR Verification

5-second scan. Instant on-chain verification. No login, no account, no company you have to trust. Buyers check provenance before they pay.

Image Hash Detection

Cryptographic fingerprint of the physical card at time of authentication. If the card inside the slab is ever swapped, the hash no longer matches. Instantly.

Marketplace + Vault

Buy, sell, and trade authenticated cards. Insured vault storage while listed. Every listing backed by a Bitcoin record no competitor can replicate.

Permanent Provenance

A SatSlabs-authenticated card from 2026 will be verifiable on Bitcoin in 2050 — whether SatSlabs exists or not. The record outlasts the company.

Who It's For

Built for the three people
the hobby has failed.

01 · Collectors

The serious collector

You've invested thousands — sometimes six figures — in cards that depend on a grading company's word. SatSlabs gives you proof that doesn't require trust.

  • Permanent ownership record on Bitcoin
  • Instant stolen-flag check before every trade
  • Swapped-card detection via image hash
02 · Store Owners

The store owner

A single robbery costs $100K–$300K. A single fake slab walks out with your money. SatSlabs is your first line of defense.

  • Bulk-inscribe your entire display case
  • 5-second QR verification before every buy
  • Founding store pilot — first 20 free
03 · Investors

The builder-investor

Real World Assets on Bitcoin is the trillion-dollar category nobody has claimed. SatSlabs is the authentication layer — starting with Pokémon.

  • $2.7B Pokémon TCG beachhead market
  • Expandable to watches, art, wine
  • Currently raising seed round
New blockspace is created every ten minutes — but inscription #47,832 from block 890,000 only exists once, forever.

We're not buying space. We're claiming a permanent, unrepeatable coordinate in Bitcoin's history — for every card we authenticate.
— Jacques Yaakoub, Founder
Founding Members · Limited Access

Join the first 100.
Get authenticated forever.

Founding members get the lowest inscription numbers in the SatSlabs registry, early marketplace access, and a direct line to the founder. Historically significant on Bitcoin — forever.

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Lowest inscription numbers
Early marketplace access
Direct line to the founder